Models Unwanted – VB Storytime

Sometimes hiring a model to work in the adult world can be kind of crazy. People com from all walks of life and the majority of them have more than a few unrealistic expectations (Dreams) about how things work when they walk through the doors of entertainment! Watch and learn how to NOT be hired if you decide to try it for yourself!

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Imagination for Ejaculation

Although I know this would have been a financially fruitless idea, if I ever had a magazine publishing house I would’ve made mags like Oprah!

Same face, different poses with zero concern for the consideration of other models being featured on the cover of my book! LOL!

Could you imagine seeing these covers next to Vogue, Nat Geo or Popular Science while being stuck in a long checkout line?

Would you unapologetically browse through a few pages while being judged by the soccer moms or bathe in the fear of ridicule and deny yourself a peek inside?

 

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Now that we’ve all had a good laugh, get your ass over to Clips4Sale and buy some of my rock-hard fuckin’ work!

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Who You Voting’ Fo?

What’s up ya’ll?

I’ve been a busy lady but was wondering who’s your pick for the next president? Personally, I’m torn. Naturally, as a woman I want to choose Hillary but then there’s Trump…Oh Trump. Brash, mouthy, sexist and filled with vitriol for our current leaders and the current American way. And Hillary may not have the cleanest hands but she would keep things as they are currently…And that may or may not be a good thing depending on who you ask.  Trump seems to bring out the worst in many who’ve held their anger inside for such a long time that I can only have great concern for what would happen if he were to take office.

It seems with all the crap these two are throwing at each other a lot of important issues are falling by the wayside. In the place of long-winded speeches and empty promises we are being amused by what has to be the greatest Rick-Roll of all times!

This election is trolling at it’s finest. And frankly I cannot imagine a world where our presidential candidates are as polarizing as these two are turning out to be.

Ovaries or Outrageous, those are our choices. Even though the choice has already been made for us if you understand how it all works.

But either way you gotta admit, this is turning out to be one very entertaining  election season…

And then there’s the awesome Black Lives Matter movement. Another Rick-Roll brought to you by a false narrative against cops who now police our neighborhoods with a growing awareness of fear and hatred from the very people they work to protect. I’d be all over this movement if it wasn’t for the fact that we only hear that Black Lives Matter when a criminal get’s shot by a cop. The rest of the Black lives don’t seem to matter much to this group at all. They send us all a visual message of diversion, division and hatred as they march for the equality of repeat offenders while masking their true intent. This movement would be so much more effective if they would march into the communities where they protest and share their “humanity” with people face to face. This movement is little more than an angry parade, designed to maintain and enhance the racial divide. We will never see ethnic equality as long as there is profit in separation.

We will continue to be a threat to each other until there is a threat against all of us.

So have an open minded laugh with me and enjoy the videos below from a comedian-vlogger who speaks much truth and says some of the stuff a lot of people like me can agree with regarding a very in-your-face topic. The racial divide amongst African-Americans and the American way. If you find the following clips offensive…too bad, so sad, be mad.

 

Click here to see more of Terrence Williams and his racial-reality-rants

And don’t forget to check out my cosmic blog for space updates and stuff you didn’t know about our world beyond the stars!

Inside the Weiner’s Circle

I love laughing AT some of you.

I love laughing WITH some of you.

The rest of you need to figure out how to get into the Weiners Circle!

If you don’t know who Triumph the Insult Dog is please double-fist your funny bone and learn all about the funniest dog on the planet!

Warning: This is so outrageous please don’t watch this while trying to eat or drink!

 

 

If you enjoyed that one watch even more of this amazing dog!

Watch them all because you deserve the healthy benefits of a few hours of laughter. The playlist below has enough videos to get you through the entire weekend. And the sweet pain from your laughing belly and smiling cheeks will be my gift to you- Enjoy

 

You’ll Be A Sadist…

I know every human who has seen this scene felt something after watching Steve Martin be the Dentist many of us fear.

How did you feel after seeing this scene if you saw it in 1986 (our younger years) ?

For me, I wanted to become a dentist. Then I wanted to become the plant!!

I think there’s a little Freudian brain-fart to consider here, right?! LOL